yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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