people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i now understand why vodka
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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