The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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