Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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