I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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