the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it's like iHOP with fire
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
we're so committed to being not committed
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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