she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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