No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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