Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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