Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just want to make out with him forever
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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