And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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