Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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