I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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