So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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