Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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