Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize
