dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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