Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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