yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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