Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
