he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I would ride that face into the sunset
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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