I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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