I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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