I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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