Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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