i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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