My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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