just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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