then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My ATM looks so different sober.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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