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i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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