they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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