i permit you to call me
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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