Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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