Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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