If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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