i would punch a child for taco bell
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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