kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
well most of my day revolves around power hour
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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