Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
