Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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