i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
