I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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