...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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