I wannas sexs uuuuu
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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