this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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