I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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