what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's never too late to be topless.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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