maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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