Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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