So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
please come you make the beer taste better
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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