and you said cock pushups were impossible
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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