He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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