So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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