Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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