They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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