would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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