I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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