? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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