i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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